183 Funny Fantasy Hockey Team Names
With a dash of humor, a sprinkle of sarcasm, or a hearty serving of inappropriate ridiculousness, fantasy hockey enthusiasts craft team names that are as memorable as a big fight or a hat trick in a playoff game. It’s this blend of wit and originality that sets the tone for a season filled with trash-talking, playful banter, and friendly rivalries. If you’re struggling to find a witty and funny team name that will have your friends cracking up, we got you covered. We put together our list of the best fantasy hockey team names.
What makes a good fantasy hockey team name? There are several different directions you can go. From pop-culture references to playing around with an NHL player’s name to movie and music names, we’ve tackled them all; we even threw in some Letterkenny-themed names. So, we’re sure you’ll find something that suits you on this long list of fantasy hockey team names.
Funny Fantasy Hockey Team Names
One of the things that makes hockey such a great sport is the creative slang terms; it’s almost another language. If you aren’t familiar with some of these slang terms, check out our hockey slang dictionary. We took some of our favorite hockey terms and made them fantasy hockey team names.
1. Snipe City Sharpshooters
2. Lord Stanley’s Cupcakes
3. The Deke Squad
    4. Sin Bin Slackers
5. The Dangleberries
6. The Dangleberries
7. Zamboni Bologna
8. Puck Off!
9. Offsides Overlords
10. Blueline Blasters
11. Bunch of Jerks – for those Carolina Hurricane fans
12. Bardownski Brawlers
13. Wheelin’ Snipers
14. Gritty’s Goon Squad
15. Hooking Hat Trick Hooligans
16. Backcheckers Anonymous
17. Saucer Kings
18. Pucking Funny
19. Laser Logos
20. Goal Diggers
21. Sin Bin Saints
22. The Crease Monkeys
23. Bardown Bandits
24. The KHL Comrades
25. The Zambronies
26. Power Play Punks
27. Cold Shoulders
28. Hip Check Heroes
29. Five for Fighting
30. The Puckaneers
31. High-Sticking & Hooking Hulks
32. Saucy Stickhandlers
33. Arena Avengers
34. Blades of Steel
35. Sherwood Sheriffs
36. Five Hole Fiends
37. Zamboni Zombies
38. Grinders Guild
39. The Puck Stops Now
40. Jolly Hockey Sticks
41. The Net Stalkers
42. Ice Sages
43. The Power Players
44. The Dangling Dusters
45. Blue Line Baboons
46. Power Play Predators
47. Frozen Assets
48. Stick-Tac-Toe
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49. Penalty Box Pranksters
50. Deke & Destroy
51. The Saucermen
52. Deking Dandies
53. Slapshot Shamans
54. Frozen Fury
55. The Crease Beasts
    56. Biscuit Benders
57. Rinkside Renegades
    58. Top Shelf Thugs
59. The Silky Snipers
60. Ice Age Outlaws
61. Slipping Slappers
62. The Daring Danglers
The Best NHL Player-Themed Fantasy Hockey Team Names
One of the best ways to pick your fantasy hockey team name is to wait until after you draft and pick a funny name based on the players from your roster. We’ve got a bunch of good ideas for team names based on a play on NHL player’s names.
63. Drunk Dahlin
64. Staal Tactics
65. May The Forsberg With You
66. Getzlaf My Lawn
67. Crash Test Domi
68. Trouba Doors
69. Shipping and Yandle-ing
70. Pass Zegras
71. Glass of Marleau
72. Staal In The Family
    73. Tortorella’s Tots
74. Dumba and Dumber
75. Probert Etiquette
76. Doughty Deeds
77. Fleury’s Fury
78. Bros Before Ahos
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79. Hard Boyled Eggs
80. The Vlasic Pickles
81. Hedman’s Heroes
82. No Regretzkys
83. Gudas Gold
84. Jagr Bombs
85. Dark Maatta
86. Atkinson Diet
87. Marchand’s Misfits
88. Tater Tots
89. Wizard of Ozhie
90. Knights Who Say Niemi
91. The Eichel Tower
92. Crosby’s Crew
93. Ovechkin’s One-Timers
94. The Price is Right
95. Draisaitl Danglers
96. The Panarin Breadmen
97. Wheeler’s Wheelers
98. Hull & Oates
99. Stastny & Hutch
Cale Makar Fantasy Hockey Team Names
Cale Makar is quickly becoming a household name as one of the best young defensemen ever; he’s creeping into Bobby Orr and Nicklas Lidstrom territory. And he has a great name that makes for some hilarious fantasy hockey team names.
100. Dude Where’s Makar
101. Super Makario
102. Makaroni and Cheese
103. Makar is Faster Than Yours
104. Meet Your Makar
105. Rust on Makar
106. You’re Cale-ing me Smalls
Letterkenny Fantasy Hockey Team Names
How’re Ya Now? We think that Letterkenny is one of the funniest TV shows of all time with its ridiculous quotes and one-liners. One of the underlying themes of Letterkenny is, of course, hockey. So, we came up with some Letterkenny fantasy hockey team names. Pitter Patter!
107. The Letterkenny Irish
108. Letterkenny Shamrockettes
109. Wheel Snipe Celly
110. Gus N’ Bru Crew
111. Ferda Boys
112. Skating Shoresys
113. Shorsey Sh*t Talkers
114. Wayne’s Wristers
115. Squirrely Snipers
116. Ferda Forecheckers
117. Reilly & Jonesy’s Snipe Squad
118. McMurray Stickhandlers
119. Allegedly Ostriches
120. Darry’s Dairy Kings
121. Puppers Puck Heads
122. Dangle Snipeson
123. Modean’s Maulers
124. The Ginger and Boots Connection
125. The Squirrely Dans
126. Super Soft Birthday Partiers
127. The Degen Puck Dogs
128. The Degens from Upcountry
129. Joint Boy’s Jokers
130. Hard No Forecheckers
131. The Big City Slams
132. Katy’s Kats
133. Skids’ Skate Squad
134. Mennonite Marauders
135. Tanis’ Tuff Crew
TV and Movie Fantasy Hockey Team Names
You can’t go wrong with a classic pop culture fantasy hockey team name. We put together some TV and movie themed fantasy hockey team names.
136. Puck Dynasty
137. The Dekes of Hazard
138. Hat Trick Swayze
139. Karlssons of Anarchy
140. The Mighty Drunks
141. The Mighty Pucks
142. Hockey Balboa
143. Puck Rogers
144. Lord of the Rinks
145. Orange is the New Blackhawk
146. The Flying V
147. Stranger Rinks
148. Ranger Things
149. Breaking Saad
150. Breaking Bad Ice
151. Better Call Saad
152. Sheldon’s Slapshots
153. Michael John Scott
154. Westworld Wingers
155. Mad Men on Ice
    156. Jon Snow Shower
157. Parks and Wreckreation
158. Sopranos Slapshots
159. Marvelous Mrs. Maple Leafs
160. Bettman Returns
161. The Mandalorian Muckers
162. HBO Max Domi
163. Chara’s in Charge
164. Empire Strikes Backstrom
165. Toews and Confused
166. Oshie’s Eleven
Music Fantasy Hockey Team Names
Choosing a music-themed fantasy hockey team name is like composing a hit song—it’s all about the right blend of rhythm, humor, and personality. Here are the best music-themed fantasy hockey team names.
167. Doughty by Nature
168. Woo Letang Clan
169. Off the Post Malone
170. Don’t Cry For Me Jan Hrdina
171. Ain’t No Hellebuyck Girl
172. Moves Like Jagr
173. Doan Stop Believin’
174. Oshie Can You See
175. Rolling Mark Stones
176. Rink Floyd
177. Crosby Stalls and Nash
178. Baby’s Got Backstrom
179. Baby’s Got Backlund
180. Josi and the Pussycats
181. Hard to Yandle
182. Streit Outta Compton
183. Eberle Hills and Far Away
Final Thoughts on Fantasy Hockey Team Names
In the game of fantasy hockey, your team name is almost as important as your roster. If you can’t bring home the fantasy hockey trophy, at least you can have the best team name. We hope you found a couple of winners on this extensive list of options.
As you lace up your virtual skates and choose your lineup carefully, let your fantasy hockey team name be your banner, a symbol of your hockey IQ; the wittier and more inappropriate, the better. May your team name bring laughter to the league, spark friendly rivalries, and add an extra layer of enjoyment to every matchup. Here’s to a season filled with clever puns, creative spins, and, of course, unforgettable fantasy hockey team names!
